If I had a penny for every time someone broke my heart …

If I had a penny for every time someone broke my heart, I’d be rich enough to buy myself my own island where I can live without any human contact whatsoever.

If I had a penny for every time someone broke my heart, I wouldn’t know which is more: the pennies or the pieces of my shattered heart.

If I had a penny for every time someone broke my heart, I would have enough money to build a giant billboard that could be be seen and read from space which would read, “FUCK YOU, LIFE! I’VE SUFFERED ENOUGH ALREADY, AND I’M NOT DYING WITHOUT┬áHAVING WHAT I WANT, OR DIE TRYING!!!”

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